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User talk:Cockbot                          

(01:42:36) Dandybot: Oskar
(01:42:39) Dandybot: Girls fucking suck
(01:42:46) Oskar ^___^: whats she done
(01:42:46) Oskar ^___^: D:
(01:42:54) Dandybot: Just boring :p
(01:42:59) Oskar ^___^: oh LOL
(01:43:01) Dandybot: Women req way too much time
(01:43:06) Dandybot: And they're so emotional
(01:43:21) Oskar ^___^: LOL
(01:44:34) Dandybot: I want a late teenage or max 25y old IQ ~130+ bisexual with strong interest in every science ever, altruism, nuts sexual liberty and little emotional attachment
(01:44:52) Dandybot: Then we'd talk astrophysics, fuck merrily, and take turns on bringing girls home
(01:44:54) Oskar ^___^: fucking sexy./
(01:45:03) Oskar ^___^: seriously
(01:45:06) Oskar ^___^: thats like my dream now

If anyone else looks good enough and isn't fucking retarded, you might be allowed to join! --DANDY ^_^ -- 22:55, October 9, 2010 (UTC)

dandy loves my naked msn pictures <3--Oskar 23:00, October 9, 2010 (UTC)
You are right about one thing, Girls do suck. frostels 23:31, October 9, 2010 (UTC)
They suck at sucking. Sad fact. Women have way too many dull traits which I'll probably cba with for the rest of my life, so I could as well make some practical arrangements around that. --DANDY ^_^ -- 23:48, October 9, 2010 (UTC)
come and shabang me on a nightly basis and forget about all these girls.--Oskar 23:58, October 9, 2010 (UTC)
I lol'd when i saw it for the first time-- 00:38, October 10, 2010 (UTC)

this is why you do what i'm doing now: avoid relationships and find a new girl every couple of nights. far less boring if you haven't been around them for a while. i made out with a freshman, a ginger, and a biochem major all in one saturday night, then had sex on a sorority house futon. dandy, you should move to NZ with me and we'll live together in HARMONY HARMONY HARMONY - Danny (I'd sign, but I haven't been fucked to fix my sig yet and I don't want Phen to ban me atm.)

the song started playing in my head as soon as i read it.--Relyk not@Wikia 07:38, October 11, 2010 (UTC)
Yeh I'll totally be doing that when I get to uni + have my own apartment. Until then it's gonna be rly nice trying to get a good fuck with these mormon parents and all shy Finnish girls who have never seen a dick in their life. And anyone who has is of the dumb and slutty type which really just isn't my thing. --DANDY ^_^ -- 17:59, October 11, 2010 (UTC)
Oh and if I ever check out NZ (provided it's your current and not planned location), which actually has a high priority on the list of "places Dandy should check out", I'll be sure to catch you! --DANDY ^_^ -- 18:00, October 11, 2010 (UTC)

cock--Relyk not@Wikia 22:31, October 16, 2010 (UTC)

gobble--Oskar 22:51, October 18, 2010 (UTC)